Dear Ellen,

There are a million reasons why you should want to evacuate the womb and join our family as quickly as possible, but for now I’ll just stick with the best one: You are going to have an amazing older brother.

Not only is he cutting edge

and fun,

but he’s going to love you so much.

So, if you won’t do it for me, will you at least decide to come for him?

Love,

Mom