9:28am – I just discovered that while I was in the shower the kids ate all the berries and what they didn’t eat they smeared all over the couch downstairs!
9:36am – Well, I just scrubbed it and will see how it dries.
10:06am – And Cooper just peed all over his floor and bed. Awesome.
10:10am – Sometimes I just want to say, “Dear God, Why did you think I could handle this?”
Noel: Well, you haven’t killed either of them yet, so that’s good.
11:43am – [Back from Costco] We’re good, but the kids didn’t earn pizza.
Noel: I’m sorry they’re being so bad today. 7 more hours until bedtime.
12:03pm – And the cherry on top: he just peed on the floor again.
12:29pm – And Ellen decided a 15 min car nap was good sigh 🙁 I’m going to eat cake w/ whipped cream. In front of them 😉
12:58pm – And Ellen drew on the island w/ permanent marker while I ran some sausage down to the basement. I’m almost to the point where this is hilarious.
2:53pm – And just now I found them stuffing toilet paper in our toilet.
Noel: That’s it. Hogtie them and I’ll deal with them when I get home.
Me: Deal 😉
Disclaimer: No children were harmed (or even hogtied) today although there was a significant amount of timeout and bedtime came early. And just to remind
myself everyone that our kids aren’t always monsters, here are a few cute photos.